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palehorse · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:22 pm Post subject:

Gotta call you on that one, Brent. The Fog was a movie by John Carpenter, no relation to S. King... Very Happy

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lordthrog · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:06 pm Post subject:

Nilus · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:33 pm Post subject:

lordthrog · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:47 pm Post subject:

I can see Brent's line of seasoning, though. I hope he's not insalted by being peppered with all these puns.
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Marguerite · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:16 pm Post subject:

Nick Zachariasen · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:04 am Post subject:

AAARGGHH!!!!! These Stephen King puns are filling me with an insatiable urge to rend. Make the hurting stop!

DannyboyO1 · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:12 am Post subject:

I dunno, punsters are notoriously immune to begging and Kujoling.
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Marguerite · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:04 pm Post subject:

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Truckee Games · Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:58 pm Post subject:

What happened to THE REGULATORS of this board? Isn’t there any mods? No one to stop this puns?

It’s about time I took THE STAND on IT as I am filled with RAGE and DESPERATION. This isn’t GERALD’S GAME, it’s Shane’s game. So you FIRE STARTERS can take THE LONG WALK down THE GREEN MILE to the BLACK HOUSE and CARRIE your BAG OF BONES up to bed and just get your senses together. Know what I mean? Look. I know it’s MISERY to have INSOMNIA thinking up puns but it has to end. Be prepared and have a DREAM CATCHER on hand when you finally enter THE DARK HALF of the day. You’ll come on down to reason then. It’s not THE DEAD ZONE, but if you find yourself in THE DARK TOWER (we like to call it a spike), you’re probably dreaming about Evernight, but if you see THE TALISMAN or the EYES OF THE DRAGON you are dreaming about Games Workshop or Feng Shui, neither of which have puns either.

THE REGULATORS of sleep might make you less likely to pun, and more likely to game. So, once your done sleeping, come on down to the game store and get some NEEDFUL THINGS. You may have to be THE RUNNING MAN to get past some ROAD WORK, over near the PET SEMETARY, but you’ll be THINNER for the effort. If you see THE SHINING lights of SALEM’S LOT, then you have gone too far. FROM A BUICK 8 dealership make a right past TOMMYKNOCKERS strip club (featuring DOLORES CLAIBORNE and ROSE MADDER), until you see the store where we can agree to no more puns, and just gaming.

Sincerely,
CHRISTINE CUJO...er...uh...I mean Brent Wolke.
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Clint · Site Admin Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 16176

I just want to go on record as saying I did not start the puns on this thread.

Interesting story about Stephen King, his original concept for the vampire in his novel was for him to be a used car salesman. Eventually they figure out that his "homeland" is the vampire's own favorite car, they trap him in it, and the priest lays him to rest by "Salem's Lot" of prayers.

What?

You've never heard of stopping a vampire by giving it a "Christine" burial?
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marshal kt · Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:55 pm Post subject:

your wrong clint.. well only partialy right..

USED CAR SALEMAN are vampires.. well leeches actually.. them and insurance saleman.. Wink

Nilus · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:21 am Post subject:

marshal kt · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:07 am Post subject:

na, shakespere has already assigned them there fate, "and let them be the 1st ones against the wall when the revolution starts'. wel maybenot shakespere.. but someone with the right idea...

Marguerite · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:51 pm Post subject:

palehorse · Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:31 am Post subject:

I played a ghouled lawyer in a Vampire game once...

"Vampires, huh? That's cool... EWWW! You're a LAWYER! Stake HIM! HIM! The one that's still breathing!"

Suffice to say, much fun was had at my expense.
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marshal kt · Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:32 am Post subject:

yeah, they'll just sue you after they're dead....who says lawsuits can't follow you after you're dead?

SlasherEpoch · Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:13 am Post subject:

Can somebody open a window and let all the wisecracks out?
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SlasherEpoch · Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:02 pm Post subject:

Gonna take things in a different direction.

BE GOOD TO YOURSELF, Shane, because I'LL BE ALRIGHT WITHOUT YOU and your Deadlands pruducts. If any more references work their way on this thread, I'll have to go in SEPERATE WAYS. Take my business elsewhere. You might not realize it, but ONLY THE YOUNG play these games, so ASK THE LONELY gamers if they can take this abuse much longer.

Yeah, you like that? WHO'S CRYING NOW?

Well, now that I've made Shane cry (after all, GIRL CAN'T HELP IT), I remain, FAITHFULLY,
SlasherEpoch
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