Hell on Earth "Lightbulb" Jokes

by Michael Ryan of Arlington, Texas

How many Doomsayers does it take to change a lightbulb?
When you are one with The Glow you do not need lightbulbs.

How many Savages does it take to change a lightbulbs?
What's a lightbulb?

How many Ravenites does it take to change a lightbulb?
This lightbulb is too cheap to use. Here I have this expensive one.

How many Indian braves does it take to change a lightbulb?
I do not know, but do not trust the Ravenite and his lightbulbs.

How many Sykers does it take to change a lightbulb?
You change you own lightbulb what do I look like a servant?

How many trogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Snort growl urp..........

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
I can't reach it from here.

How many gunslingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll do it but you provide the lightbulbs and a few more for my efforts.

How many Tale Tellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let me tell you about the lightbulb I changed back in The Maze..................

How many junkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A lightbulb? I can improve on this no sweat.

How many Old Soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
There lightbulbs are not as good ass the one we had in my day.

How many Librarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
We must preserve the lightbulbs for the future.Shhhhhhhhhhh.

How many Road Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll trade these lightbulbs for some Gas.

How many Black hats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Bang bang bang!!! Give us your light bulbs.

How many Templars does it take to change a lightbulb?
What you will not change your own lightbulbs? You are not worthy of my help.