"You Know Your Parents are Gamers When..."
Miranda Smith's 5-year old daughter Zoie inspired these hilarious truisms at their last Deadlands game. . .

You know your parents are gamers when. . .

1) You're grounded for a d6 weeks.
2) You get in trouble and you have to roll on the Punishment Table.
3) When you look in the family photo album and see character sheets next to class pictures.
4) Your parents assign stats to you and claim that their Quickness die type is higher than yours.
5) Your child knows what a botch is.